Definitely going to have to choose the pianist in the bar.
You're a character in Sleep No More for a night. Who are you?
Okay stop it. If you don’t stop I’M GOING TO THE KITCHEN AND COOKING THOSE NOODLES AND SMOTHERING THEM IN CHEESE. AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO STOP ME.
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill






