I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER
Yes to all things stated above…
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
DO NOT GO ON THE OPFERGUSON (dot) com website!!!!!
There are several reports stating that it is a trap
lmao the fucking honeypot website is so fake and bad
"click this button to unleash MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR on the police, military, and government. MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR is only a click away."
how fucking dumb do they think we are